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briannathestrange:

Baymax from ‘Big Hero 6’ is literally all of us in robot form

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timeanddisregard:

it seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

posted 2 weeks ago on 07 Sep with 141,275 notes
prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

posted 2 weeks ago on 01 Sep with 95,338 notes

stone-of-azure:

the-hatred-machine:

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

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All of that last part is correct, except for the part about domesticating cats. Cats domesticated themselves and came to us. They aren’t as mindlessly trained as dogs 

posted 4 weeks ago on 24 Aug with 274,576 notes
moshingracingoperating:

theuppitynegras:

p-3ople:

justinbiebsan0n:

honeyxxbeexx:

no-the-fandoms-protested:


move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it

This is more entertaining than it should be.

This is why I love Tumblr.

two hours later i click reblog

five hours later i click reblog


It’s more fun if you move a quarter of a second before the cat does so it looks like it has a shitty reaction time

moshingracingoperating:

theuppitynegras:

p-3ople:

justinbiebsan0n:

honeyxxbeexx:

no-the-fandoms-protested:

move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it

This is more entertaining than it should be.

This is why I love Tumblr.

two hours later i click reblog

five hours later i click reblog

It’s more fun if you move a quarter of a second before the cat does so it looks like it has a shitty reaction time

posted 4 weeks ago on 23 Aug with 656,284 notes
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